Ode to a Lost Waistline

I’m sure I used to have one

at least – I think so

I even wore belts

But I’m not sure it ever reached the

high standard of ‘hour glass figure’

Time & carbs have taken their toll

Elizabeth Taylor once said

elastic waistbands are what caused the downfall

But mumus & caftans & summer shifts

contributed too

Ah, but the comfort, the freedom –

No restraints

It’s right up there

with liberation from high heeled shoes

& pointed toes –

But I digress –